Luxury Soy Wax Candles. Made in Wales.
Farmyard Animals
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The Opposite of Pig Manure
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The Opposite of Wool and Sheep Droppings
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The Opposite of Chicken Pat
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The Opposite of Cow Pat
Regular price £20.00 GBPRegular price
The Udderly Fabulous Opposite of Cow Pat Scent.
Finally, a way to enjoy your evenings. Light this and remind yourself farmers and stockmen are great… when they don’t stink.
Contains patented ingredients guaranteed to remove cow pat odour. Certified for 50 hours of relief by the Anti Slurry Society.
Certified for 50 hours of relief by the Anti Slurry Society.
Doggo Whoopsies
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The Opposite of Whippet Farts
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The Opposite of French Bulldog Farts
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The Opposite of Golden Retriever Farts
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The Opposite of Labrador Farts
Regular price £20.00 GBPRegular price
For when your sweet little spaniel smells less like roses… and more like pond water, wet socks, and regret.
Perfect for kitchens, date nights, family gatherings and pretending spaniels don’t smell like, well… spaniels.
Grafters
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The Opposite of Musky Carpenter Scent
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The Opposite of Musky Farmer
Regular price £20.00 GBPRegular price
